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"Community Board."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Say hello to my little friend."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Cactus seats.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The americanisation of vulture.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Beware of the frog"

Large, wrinkly

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Egyptian Football

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Fly Artist

"Outré or simply bad?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

If all else fails, give up.

Edward Elgar.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

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A fish swimming with an umbrella.