Quirky Pose Lover Mugs

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"I love you, you big fool."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Romance

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Joan Crawford junior

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Ass-less Chaps

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."