Quirky Pose Lover Mugs

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I love you, you big fool."

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Romance

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

Lady Gaga

Joan Crawford junior