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'Slow and hurl.'

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Yoga for Alcoholics

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"I love you, you big fool."

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"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

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Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

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