Quirky Lifestyle Lover Prints

'Slow and hurl.'

Insurance cover for naturist.

Yoga for Alcoholics

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I love you, you big fool."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Hats and Food

Pastry Hat

Turtle Trailer Court

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

"Great tights!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."