Quirky Pet Humor Enthusiast Prints

Dog Food - A Guide.

"Irritable growl syndrome acting up again?"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Pet Entertainers

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Dog phrenology

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

Rogue elephant

Doggy conductor

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

The Karate Kitten.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"Teach me not to care."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"