Quirky Occasion Seeker Mugs

We need to create new reasons to give greeting cards.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Hay Rides $10

wattle covers

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Roadkill cookies"

Santa's Helpers

"Pass that."

International House of Excrement

Regifts of the Magi

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"What seems to be the problem?"

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"If they don’t have Pringles, get low-sodium Doritos."