Quirky Nursery Decorator T-Shirts

Smokin' In the Toys Room

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Resourceful toddler

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Rocking Horse

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

The Hammer

Yard Sale

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Rogue elephant

Apricots

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Preparing for a new arrival

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."