Quirky Newspaper Lover Mugs

The Nectar Times

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"I love you, you big fool."

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

The Family Joules: Part 5

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Fishing.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

Dummies for Dummies.

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'Good book?'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'Going up?'

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Louse and garden...

Gigolo Diary

Older cousin press

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.