Quirky Narrative Follower Prints

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Weird things I do because of the internet

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

The Family Joules: Part 5

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Fishing.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

'It's nice to finally be able to put a face to a really strange book.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'

Woman in bar showing off her toffee based shoes...'Jimmy Chews'

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

Atomic Bear: Part 7

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine,

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'It's a new commandment by the church of Danae...thou shalt make room for donuts.'

'You lied to me- I'm not a lemming am I?'

'It's the latest thing. I got him done at www.snuffed and stuffed.com!'

A Cool Invisible Cow.

"Wait – how many seasons is this?"

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

'Sorry Ruby! New rule!' 'Jinxing other players by means of shamans, warlocks, witch-doctors, voodoo-men no longer permitted!' The Management

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Possessed

'Look, it was fun, but I'd hardly call it scary!'