Quirky Name Appreciator T-Shirts

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"We have an acronym!"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Teddy Time Bears

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Things are looking up!"

Pet Cemetery.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Cow Kong

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Pick your own fruit or worms.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

Elephant Magic Carpet