Quirky Music Scene Observer Pillows

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

bird interprets modern art

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

Conducting the crows.

Must be one of those underground bands.

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Spoonstock.

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

Candlestick at Night

Damien Hirst

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

The Crew played Musical Selections from 'Luciano Pavarotti sings Snoop Dog."

Conducting Cats

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

'He's got a really big sound.'

Live from Lincoln Center.

"Is this a junk shop that sells coffee or a coffee shop that sells junk?"

The smallest pub in Britain was a 'bit choosy' about who they would let in!

Opinion poll. I don't know if I'm politicall right or left, but everybody seems to think I'd definitely off-center.