Quirky Mixologist Prints

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Join me in a Martini?

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Shaken not stirred

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Sorry, that's not my table."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

You're the olive in my martini

The Martini is invented.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Join me in a Caiprinha!

"A bloody Martian, please."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Rabbit Punch

'The first cocktail.'

Mediterranean Martini