Mixologist Wannabe Prints

"An everything Martini, please."

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Credit Crunch Punch.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Shaken not stirred

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

The Martini is invented.

Baloneystini

You're the olive in my martini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Mini Bar

"A bloody Martian, please."

Rabbit Punch

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'The first cocktail.'

Join me in a Caiprinha!

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Mediterranean Martini

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'