Quirky Memorial Gifts

No-one had the heart to tell Lily it was just a mushroom.

Joined at the hipster.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Michael Jackson

Cash Machines From Across the Land

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Halo Frisbee.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Pet Cemetery.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

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Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'He never listened to his mother!'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

I know they told me not to bark

You are not forgotten!

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

Bizarre sights.

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

"He's still in therapy."