Quirky Mashup Admirer T-Shirts

Early director's cut of Alien featuring Humpty Dumpty

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Popera!

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Boxing with your harp

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'Bloomin Hippies!'

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

London Fly-Paper Vendor

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Concert pianist.

"... But you can still ask the audience."

Balloons tied to a moustache.

"Frankincense you fool...."

Norm was starting to doubt the relevancy of his new perm. Sure it made him stand out, but somehow he felt the others wouldn't approve.

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

Vanpires

Snake and Football.

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"I decided to just bring cats."