Quirky Map Reader T-Shirts

Dress up their curiosity! Our creative map-themed t-shirts let your quirky reader wear their love of exploration and books proudly—perfect for casual adventures or cozy days at home.

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'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!' mockup

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

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You Are Here

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Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go." mockup

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

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Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign. mockup

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

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Great British Eccentrics.

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'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE. mockup

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

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Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You. mockup

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

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"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'" mockup

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

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'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!' mockup

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

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'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

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Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late. mockup

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

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"Well what does the GPS say?"

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Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love. mockup

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

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'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.' mockup

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

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"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door." mockup

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

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"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist." mockup

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

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'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?' mockup

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

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"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns." mockup

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

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'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!' mockup

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

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"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"I think I found a location for our vacation." mockup

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

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The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same. mockup

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

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Can I have a look at the map?

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"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!" mockup

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

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'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.' mockup

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

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"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature." mockup

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

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"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down." mockup

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

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'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.' mockup

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

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'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?' mockup

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

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'It doesn't show it on this map....' mockup

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

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Geography class - UR Here.

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'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.' mockup

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

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(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100) mockup

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

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"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'." mockup

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

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Quirky Map Reader T-Shirts Collection

Quirky Map Reader Mugs

Explore our collection of map-themed mugs—ideal for your quirky reader to enjoy coffee or tea while dreaming of new adventures.

Quirky Map Reader Pillows

Discover our quirky map pillows—cozy, stylish, and perfect for creating a reading haven with a touch of wanderlust.

Quirky Map Reader Prints

Browse our map-inspired art prints to adorn their walls and inspire endless adventures, both real and imagined.