Quirky Jungle Navigator Prints

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Admit it, we're lost."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Jungle Stores.

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."