Corporate Jungle Navigator Prints

"Could be worse, we could be that guy."

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

"Don't let it come to a voice vote. We always get screwed."

The Little Corporate Pencil Sharpener That Could

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"Uh-Oh..."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Mentors guide you through the maze.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

Above reproach.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Quiet Please: Merger In Progress

Getting Rid of the Cure

Yin and Yang VPs.

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

No - what kind of answer is no?