Quirky House Lover Prints

Riverside Homes For Sale

"I love you, you big fool."

Bathroom Fairy

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

His & hers towels.

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"How?"

Missing sock

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Red in tooth and claw.

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

The Ugly Plant

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"Kick ass!"