Quirky House Lover Prints

Riverside Homes For Sale

"I love you, you big fool."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Bathroom Fairy

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

His & hers towels.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Missing sock

"How?"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

The Ugly Plant

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Red in tooth and claw.

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'