Quirky Homesteader Mugs

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Fishing for Birds

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Mouse real estate!

Beware of the Lawn

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"You've got termites."

'McWit never could build anything level.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

'Do we want this one parallel with the floor or the ceiling?'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'