Quirky Home Economist Pillows

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

Beware of the Lawn

Mouse real estate!

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'With the economy the way it is, I'm going to have to let one of you go.'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

The Heating Oil Problem.

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

Here's one I made earlier.

'Do we want this one parallel with the floor or the ceiling?'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

How to save on your heating bill...

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

"My client, whom I shall refer to as your son, has retained me to represent him in these negotiations regarding an increase in his allowance!"

'You told me I should run the house like a business, so what am I bid for dinner?'

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."