Quirky Gastronomy Fan Mugs

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

Before/After

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Our Troubled Chowders

Fast Food Restaurant

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Eye of Newt Helper

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'