Quirky Funeral Participant Mugs

Coffin of clown on stilts is carried at funeral.

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Why is he always hanging around?'

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

Snake funerals.

'He had bad breath, but I suppose that was better than no breath at all.'

Gravedigger

'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'

"This is our basic flush but I think your loved one would appreciate a more substantial flush."

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

"Never lend money to anyone over 90."

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

'First, let me emphasize that the open casket was his idea.'

"Sir, did the piano die?"

'It was his last request. He was a track star in college.'

"Beuford was too old for a sexual frenzy."

"I'm actually relieved... his constant 'glass half full, silver lining, isn't life beautiful, rah-rah-sis-boom-bah' cheery optimism was really getting on my nerves."

Undertaker awards.

"This is your first burial at sea, isn't it!"