Quirky Food Researcher Mugs

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Cheese Secret

Studying String Cheese Theory

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

Ice Cream Flavors

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Chernobyl Chow

Eye of Newt Helper

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Salvador Deli

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

"Parrot Fish? Well THAT is going to repeat on me later..."

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."