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'No need for alarm Ma'mm. It's just our new ladder design for these delicate problems.'

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

Sheep In Curlers

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"Never seen a cow before?"

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

Smoking Firemen.

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You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

'He certainly knows how to make a customer feel welcome.'

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

Global warming and forest fires

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Greece on fire

Policemen

"You finished yours already?"

Scarecrow Goalie

Japan's famous 'Bullet' train about to leave the station.

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture