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'No need for alarm Ma'mm. It's just our new ladder design for these delicate problems.'

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

Sheep In Curlers

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"Never seen a cow before?"

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

Smoking Firemen.

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

Global warming and forest fires

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Greece on fire

"You finished yours already?"

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

Policemen

Scarecrow Goalie

Wait your turn. I was here first.

Japan's famous 'Bullet' train about to leave the station.