Quirky Film Buff Mugs

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"It's a 'fly on the wall' snuff movie."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Herman Mankiewicz

No-Work Orange

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Stand-up Romcom

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'There's nothing on.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Candid Camera store.

The star hunters

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Time Machine Collision

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'It was great. I hated it.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"