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"OK Harold, no more Tiger King for you."

Social Distancing Club

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"So, do you come here often?"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Nick Offerman

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

"So who else is gonna be there?"

You'd think I'd learn after four dates, but I keep running back to her.

"Who are These People?"

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Top Secret Files

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

"Looks like someone got lucky."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

A mad scientist.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Freak Family.

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Goblin.

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm