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'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Horse draws a baby carriage.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"So, do you come here often?"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Nick Offerman

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Top Secret Files

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

"So who else is gonna be there?"

"Who are These People?"

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Freak Family.

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

A mad scientist.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Goblin.

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm