Quirky Dress Code Observer T-Shirts

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

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"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

No Pants No Service?

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

"Admit it, this is the first job that's required that you wear a tie."

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

Dr. Shepard finds the Harvard Faculty Club cool to his lunch pyjamas.

'We're not all that strict up here, but we DO ask that you comply with the dress code!'

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'

'It's supposed to be a casual dress day, Thompkins.'

'...can't you read??'

"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

'It's in the agreement. They traded 'Casual Friday' for 'Immature Monday.''

'No..that's not 'smart casual'....'

"Nobody told me it was formal."