Quirky Dress Code Observer T-Shirts

I can't believe we scheduled a battle on casual Friday.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

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"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

No Pants No Service?

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"Admit it, this is the first job that's required that you wear a tie."

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

Dr. Shepard finds the Harvard Faculty Club cool to his lunch pyjamas.

'...can't you read??'

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'

'We're not all that strict up here, but we DO ask that you comply with the dress code!'

'It's supposed to be a casual dress day, Thompkins.'

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

'It's in the agreement. They traded 'Casual Friday' for 'Immature Monday.''

'No..that's not 'smart casual'....'