Quirky Directions Fan Mugs

"Listen, girl. Run into town and go to the sheriff's office. Then make a right. Find the liquor store and get a bottle of 2011 Napa. Do not get the Chilean Malbec you got last time. Hurry."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

The Booger.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

A Protractor.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Larvae Lamps.

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

Cuckoo clock.

Bird box coming out of painting

Bonsai Loggers