Quirky Directions Fan Mugs

"Listen, girl. Run into town and go to the sheriff's office. Then make a right. Find the liquor store and get a bottle of 2011 Napa. Do not get the Chilean Malbec you got last time. Hurry."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

The Booger.

A Protractor.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Pirate trying on parrots.

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

Freak Accident Specialist

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Larvae Lamps.

Cuckoo clock.

Fighting Cuckoo Clocks.

Bonsai Loggers