Quirky Dining Prints

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

Fast food restaurant: fast service and eating.

"Give him his food."

'Your starter, sir.'

"...Today's special is the ten-day-old roadkill..."

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

'The customer is always right...'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Sushi Train Spotters

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

'Can I get a box for this?'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Octopi a la mode.

Roadkill Restaurant

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Food inspection results

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."