Quirky Detective Prints

"You're not getting anything out of me unless you pinch really hard with your thumb and forefinger, then pull."

'How is the water prepared?'

Safety Barriers

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"Finally, I would just like to reassure the American public that ther is NO 'great U.F.O. cover-up...'."

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

'I've dealt with it - he's sitting on the naughty step thinking about his behaviour.'

"Police Dept Agnes 153216 Disorderly Pecking" "Police Dept Agnes 153216 Disorderly Pecking" "Police Dept Bucky 141338 Burglary, Wooden Leg" "Police Dept Bucky 141338 Burglary, Wooden Leg"

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

'I suppose 'how did the mystery serial end? was better than no message at all.'

"Sir, the William Tell burglar has struck again!"

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

crime

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

"These older homes are tricky. You never know what kind of pipes you'll find."

"Getting ready for the auditor again?"

Crime scene outline on the floor of a grocery store.

Ghostly apparitions.

your money or i'll blow

Flea Market

"Doesn't seem to matter how carefully you put them back together you always end up with pieces left over."

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

'You are loyal, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient and cheerful...'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Criminal tries to fool the police.