"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."
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"A funny, well off man is exactly what I had on my bucket list!"
"Don't go getting any ideas."
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."
"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
Dating is so expensive...
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
The Reaper's Arms
Funnel of Love
"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."
'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'
Tunnel of Like.
"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."
'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs
"What kind of biscuits are they?"
scrabble love
"It's a Haiku Dinner."
"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."
"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."
Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight
'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'
"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"
"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."
Restaurant in the Strand.
"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"
"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."
"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."
Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.
Romantic Frogs
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