"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."
Comedic Date Planner Prints
Decorate with humor! Our witty date planner print artworks bring a humorous and creative flair to your walls, inspiring joyful organization and love-filled moments.
"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
Dating is so expensive...
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'
Funnel of Love
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
The Reaper's Arms
"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."
'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'
scrabble love
'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs
"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."
Tunnel of Like.
"What kind of biscuits are they?"
"It's a Haiku Dinner."
"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."
"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."
Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight
"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."
'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'
"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"
"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."
Restaurant in the Strand.
"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"
"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"
"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."
"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."
Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.
Romantic Frogs
Comedic Date Planner Prints Collection
Comedic Date Planner Mugs
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Comedic Date Planner Pillows
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Comedic Date Planner T-Shirts
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