Quirky Cyclist Mugs

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Bicycle with unusual wheel shapes.

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

"The tricky part comes when I try it without the training wheels."

Cycling with a harp case

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

The return of Miss Subways

'Costume - What costume?'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Curling Rocks!

"I gave on the E train."

Oar-tobahn.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Snowman going to work.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

'How am I doing?'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

Environmentally Friendly Transport

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

Bobsleigh practice.

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

Clown Bike Rack

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

"Long bike ride last weekend?"

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'