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Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Nun Fight.

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Punch Initials - O

Lowbrow Lolita

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

Mobile.

Blue wine

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

Conductor and Quasimodo.

'Hey!! Everything on the menu is in Chinese.' 'We are at a Chinese restaurant

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

"The world's oldest profession?"

"Even here in Tibet?"

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

School of Britishness...'You passed on the hopeless optimism for rubbish nationall sports teams but failed on keeping down your lunch after 17 pints of lager.'

"What part of Canada that I know nothing about are you from?"

Hillbilly.

'Honk if you know the meaning of life'