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'There's the Swiss busker across the road.' (Alpine horn)

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'What clan do you belong to?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Nun Fight.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Turtle Trailer Court

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Imagine

Football Crazy strip six

"I'm a monster."

Cheesie Rider

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Overkill, dude."

God with Earth Controller

Edward Elgar.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Mummy Shrink.

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Musical Pipe

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Lowbrow Lolita

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"Curiosity."