Quirky Crime Comic Fan Mugs

De Luxe Outfit for the Cat Burglar

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

Top Secret Files

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

'I'm afraid that I'm going to wind up an old maid!'

Now, remember, when you prepare your taxes this year, you'll want to use our new E-Z Armed Robbery Income Form.

How Guinea Pigs are made.

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

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"You know, Joe, like you I was tired of cutting my own meat, but my life has changed now that I've trained this panda to be my slave."

"You're going to have to give up screwing around."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

'It's two in the morning. Are you mad or something?'

"It may help as part of your weight loss campaign...but it's a little extreme"

Look....I'm complicated!

Police crime scene.

Therapist Spanking