Quirky Couples Prints

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

Woman at party spots man wearing identical dress and wonders...'could this be Mr Right?'

"How come we don't start plagues any more? Are we one of those boring couples?"

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

'I was thinking dinner, drinks, an airport security 'pat down' and then call it a night.'

Just Married sign on Bumper Car

'So I still haven't met anyone else who has a blow dryer that requires two people.'

'Oh, I don't use paints and canvas -- I'm a hickey artist!'

Graffitti.

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'No, I'm not upset because I found out that you were a transvestite. I'm upset because you wore the same dress as me!'

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Wedding nose ring

"Take a look at this guy, Ellen - Doesn't he look just right for 'Crazy Sally'?"

"I now pronounce you man and wife... Would you be interested in purchasing a maintenance agreement?"

"Sure he's cute...but he's too childish!"

"There's nothing good on. Want to put a fork in the microwave and watch the lightning show?"

Face Mask Romance

"Date night again already?"

Tunnel of Love ride intersects with a Tunnel of Voyeurism ride.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"My wife and I saw you from across the bar and we're wondering if we could buy you a drink."

I hate it when we argue, Gloria. Do let me know when we're done. ? ?

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

Welcome to Serenity Chapel...home of the 14 day risk free marriage.

'I'm part of you, you're part of me...'

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."