Quirky Couple Fan Prints

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

"This should be hilarious."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

A Prickly Pair

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

"So, do you come here often?"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

Prison Romance.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Don't tell him anything."