Quirky Couple Jokers T-Shirts

Smokers under the mistletoe.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Advanced footsie

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Inappropriate Snowmen

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

A Prickly Pair

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"So that's where you were last night."

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Prison Romance.

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Don't tell him anything."