Quirky Cooks Mugs

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

'Gone out - your skyscraper is in the oven.'

Chicken Sundae

Maths books in the cooking section of a library.

4 Activities to Balance Your Health During the Quarantine

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Bangers and Mash

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Stupid Microwave

Kentucky Fried Horse

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Amy Sedaris

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

'What the devil is that?

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

'White beetroot?' 'I bleached them.'

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."