Quirky Contraption Lover Mugs

Patents - "Frankly I'd say it's a slightly elaborate way to use dental floss."

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

Absurd flying machine

Portable Pedestrian Crossings

Delayed Action Bomb Machine

Automatic Egg Rationer

Singeing Hair at Back of Head

Milkman on Early Morning Round

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

Air Footer

Absurd snow clearing machine

Joe Bob Edison, standing next to his greatest invention.

Absurd multi-propulsion vehicle

Man patents device, combination of beer automat and urinal

''Tis a poor thing, but mine own.'

Needle Toilet.

"He's an abstract artist."

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

John Logie Baird - The inventor of Teddy

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 35

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

The Toilet Bike.