Contraption Lover Mugs

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

The Philatelist's Friend

Egg Armour Plating

The Origin of the Gas Bag

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

The quick drag Dragon. For use outside restaurants and theatres for a quick smoke.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Clam Spearing

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Air Dentistry

Air Footer

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'I ran into a whittler.'

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

Testing a Fiancee

Bagging the Chipmunk

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

"Politics has divided everything."

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

Lighting a Pipe

Pandemic Orphans

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.