Quirky Contests Mugs

World's tallest potato contest

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Consenting Adults.

'Rhea of the Year.'

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

Microscope slide

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Vincent Van Gogh has an epiphany

Tug the Toggle

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

Strange Wrestling

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"