Quirky Concoctions Gifts

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Joined at the hipster.

'How is the water prepared?'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Ice Cream Flavors

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Octopi a la mode.

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Served "giant claw" style.

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

My favorite tea: Hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments.

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"What are we?"

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"Okay, okay... so, I didn't kill the bird myself. What's the big deal?"

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

"One B.L.T., one cherry pie, and one bowl of chili with crackers on the side!"