Quirky Concertgoer Prints

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Rhapsody in Blue.

Anna Calvi

George Michael

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

The devil you know and his plus one

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Elvis Presley

Italica

Jarvis Cocker

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Peel poker.

"Free Bird!"

Eric Clapton.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Steve Howe.

Jeff Beck.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Songbird.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Jimi Hendrix.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."