Quirky Concertgoer Prints

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Free Bird!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Songbird.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.