Quirky Community Advocate Gifts

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Be kind"

Save the unicorn.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"I don't leave home without it!"

"Yeah, he's very like his father isn't he?"

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

Progress.

Never on Sunday

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

Tree and bear hugging.

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer."

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse