Quirky Comics Follower Prints

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Social Distancing Club

"Do you do much walking?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

It's A Breeze

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Nick Offerman

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

Top Secret Files

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

You'd think I'd learn after four dates, but I keep running back to her.

"Who are These People?"

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"So who else is gonna be there?"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

'Going up?'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."