Quirky Comics Follower Mugs

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Do you do much walking?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

It's A Breeze

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Nick Offerman

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

Top Secret Files

"So who else is gonna be there?"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"Who are These People?"

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'Going up?'

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."