Quirky Coincidence Lover Prints

'A lot of times I'll look at the clock and it'll be 6:05 . . . that's five minutes past dinnertime.'

"I love you, you big fool."

Tiny Visions

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

"You must be joking, it’s my ex — what are the odds?"

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

The M.R.I. of Love

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

A Redneck Christmas

'No...no money... but he did leave you his Forever Stamps.'

"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."

'Philosophize!'

'Yes, we do deliver to golf courses. What hole are you on?'

Woman Dancing.

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.